You Need a Tie Sir | 先生，您需要一条领带
Script
You Need a Tie, Sir
Characters: Person, 3 Tie Salesmen, Maitre d'
Setting: Desert
Person: (Gasping) Water! I need water!
Salesman #1: Sir! Would you like to buy a tie? This one would look so good on you!
Person: I want water, not a tie!
Salesman #2: (After a pause) Sir! We're having a tie sale. Would you like to buy a nice tie for a great price?
Person: I'm dying of thirst, and you want to sell me a tie?
Salesman #3: (After a pause) Sir! I have these fine silk ties at reasonable prices. Would you care to look at my stock?
Person: Sheesh! What kind of people sell ties in the middle of the desert to thirsty people? (After a pause; looks to the distance) An oasis! I'm saved! (Scrambles over.) Sir! Please! I would like to buy a glass of water!
Maitre d': I'm sorry Sir, but you can't enter this restaurant without a tie.
中文剧本
您需要一条领带，先生
角色：人物、3名领带销售员、领班
场景：沙漠
Person: (喘息着) 水！我要水！
Salesman #1: 先生！您想买一条领带吗？这件会很适合您！
Person: 我要水，不是领带！
销售员 #2：(停顿后) 先生！我们正在进行领带特卖。您想买一条漂亮的领带吗？价格很优惠。
Person: 我渴死了，而你想卖给我一条领带？
推销员 #3：(停顿后) 先生！我有这些精美的丝绸领带，价格合理。您愿意看看我的库存吗？
Person: 哎呀！什么样的人会在沙漠中间向口渴的人卖领带？（停顿后；望向远处）绿洲！ 我得救了！（爬过去。）先生！请！我想买一杯水！
领班：对不起，先生，但没有领带您不能进入这家餐厅。
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