Script

The New Bike

Characters: Salesman, Buyer, 4 people to be bicycles, Victim

(The five "bicycles" are in doggy position.)

Salesman: Here, Sir, is our most popular model. It also has an unbelievably low price. Try it.

Buyer: OK -- (tries it) -- no, it's not the right size.

Salesman: Then try this one. It's got 25 gears and goes really fast.

Buyer: No, I don't need that many.

Salesman: All right, try this one.

Buyer: I don't quite like the color.

Salesman: This one is a great mountain bike; great reports from everyone.

Buyer: Hmmm... OK. Hey! I really like this!

(All of a sudden the mountain bike collapses and falls down.)

Salesman: My, I'm so embarrassed. Are you sure you wouldn't like to purchase one of the other bicycles? They're very good.

Buyer: Not really. I really liked this last one.

Salesman: Hold on, let me get one of my men from the back. (Get your victim.) Do you think you can fix this bike? (Instructs him to lift up the bike and pull this, tighten that.) Now Sir, try it.

Buyer: Hey! This is great! You've just sold this bike! What did your technician do?

Salesman: Well, I guess all that was needed was a nut to hold it up!

中文剧本

新自行车

角色： 推销员，买家，4 个人扮演自行车，受害者

(五个“自行车”处于狗爬式姿势。)

推销员：先生，这是我们最受欢迎的型号。它还有令人难以置信的低价。试试看。

买家：好的——(试它)——不，它不是合适的尺寸。

推销员：那么试试这个吧。它有25个齿轮，跑得非常快。

买家：不，我不需要那么多。

推销员：好的，试试这个。

Buyer: 我不太喜欢这个颜色。

销售员：这是一辆很棒的山地自行车；每个人都给出了很好的评价。

买家：嗯……好的。嘿！我真的很喜欢这个！

(突然间，山地自行车倒塌并摔倒在地。)

Salesman: 哎呀，我真是太尴尬了。你确定不想买其他自行车吗？它们非常好。

Buyer: 不太是。我真的很喜欢上一个这个。

推销员：等等，让我从后面叫一个我的手下来。(抓住你的受害者。) 你觉得你能修好这辆自行车吗？(指示他抬起自行车，拉这个，拧紧那个。) 现在，先生，试试看。

Buyer: 嘿！这太棒了！你刚刚卖掉了这辆自行车！你的技术员做了什么？

Salesman: 嗯，我想只需要一个螺母来支撑它就行了！

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