The Lawnmower Sale | 割草机销售

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title: The Lawnmower Sale number: 0001 category: scout_skit source: 100_skits.md type: skit line_range: 24-57

The Lawnmower Sale

Here is a good one "to get" your favorite Scout Leader with.

Need: 3 or 4 boys as lawnmowers, 1 Salesman, and 5 or 6 customers

Lawnmowers on hands and knees in a row. Salesman standing around talking about lawnmower sales:

"Lawnmowers, Good Condition, Sale today only. Come and try them"

Customer 1: (walks in) "Hey I'd like to buy a lawnmower. Can I try one?"

Salesman: "Sure give this one a pull" Takes customer to a lawnmower.

Customer 1: Pulls imaginary cord on mower, Lawnmower starts up (Scout makes noise and moves off

stage with Cust. 1 pushing...

Repeat the above for (n - 1) lawnmowers. On the last mower, mower won't start, spits and sputters... This

happens for all remaining customers. The salesman may even give it a try. Disgusted and concerned

about the sale of his last mower, the salesman asks for a volunteer from the audience... Many hands will

go up, but salesman will select someone special like Council Executive, Scoutmaster, Commissioner,

or Camp Director ... This person will come up and mimic what the others tried to do... Of course the

mower starts up immediately and moves off stage..

Salesman turns to audience: "I guess all it needed was a big jerk!"

All exit

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title: 割草机销售 number: 0001 category: scout_skit source: 100_skits.md type: skit line_range: 24-57

割草机销售

这是一个好笑话，用来“捉弄”你最喜欢的童子军领队。

需要：3或4个男孩作为割草机，1个推销员，以及5或6个顾客

割草机们双手双膝着地排成一排。推销员站在周围谈论割草机销售：

割草机，良好状况，仅今日特卖。来试用它们

顾客1：（走进来）“嘿，我想买一台割草机。我能试用一台吗？”

销售员："当然，拉一下这个试试。" 带着顾客走到一台割草机旁。

顾客1：拉动割草机上的想象拉绳，割草机启动（童子军发出噪音并开走

舞台上，Cust. 1 推着...

对 (n - 1) 台割草机重复上面的内容。在最后一台割草机上，割草机无法启动，喷吐并发出噼啪声... 这个

发生在所有剩余的顾客身上。销售员甚至可能尝试一下。厌恶和担忧

关于他最后一台割草机的销售，推销员向观众请求一名志愿者……许多手会

上去，但是推销员会选择一个特别的人，比如理事会执行官、童子军领队、专员，

或者营地主任……这个人会上来模仿其他人试图做的事情……当然那个

割草机立即启动并移出舞台..

推销员转向观众：“我猜它需要的就是一个大傻瓜！”

所有退出

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