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中文剧本 为什么迟到了？ 老板，4名工人 场景：办公室 老板：你为什么迟到了？ 工人1：（匆忙赶到工作地点，上气不接下气。）抱歉我迟到了，老板。我的车坏了，所以我坐了公交车。但司机撞到了一棵树，所以我只好坐出租车。然后出租车也坏了。幸运的是，我附近有个马厩，所以我借了匹马。但它跑得太快，心脏病发作倒下了。我只好跑步赶过来的！ （工人2和工人3也迟到了，用完全相同的借口。老板每次听到都越来越恼火，直到工人4终于迟到进来。） 老板：你为什么迟到了？不，等一下，让我猜猜。你的车坏了，所以你坐了公交车。但公交车司机撞到了一棵树，所以你坐了出租车。然后出租车也坏了。幸运的是，你附近有个马厩，所以你借了匹马。但它跑得太快，心脏病发作倒下了，所以你只好跑步赶过来的，对吧？ 工人4：不，老板，你全猜错了！街上到处是坏掉的车、
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Script Nosebleed Characters: Person with Nosebleed, Pedestrian 1, Pedestrian 2, Pedestrian 3, Pedestrian 4 Setting: City Street (The Person with Nosebleed is looking down at the ground. Pedestrian 1 enters, looks around, then down, and mumbles.) PED 1: Hmm, what's going down, man? (No answer.) (Pedestrian 2 enters
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Script The New Bike Characters: Salesman, Buyer, 4 people to be bicycles, Victim (The five "bicycles" are in doggy position.) Salesman: Here, Sir, is our most popular model. It also has an unbelievably low price. Try it. Buyer: OK -- (tries it) -- no, it's not
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Script Is a Train Comin' Today? Characters: Grandma, Grandpa Setting: Train Station Grandma: (In old voice) Grandpa, is a train comin' from the south today? Grandpa: (Hobbles over to station, checks the schedule, looks to the south, returns, and in an old voice) No, Grandma. Grandma: Grandpa, is
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Script You Need a Tie, Sir Characters: Person, 3 Tie Salesmen, Maitre d' Setting: Desert Person: (Gasping) Water! I need water! Salesman #1: Sir! Would you like to buy a tie? This one would look so good on you! Person: I want water, not a tie! Salesman #2: (After
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Script 3 Lost Campers Setting: Woods 1: Boy, am I hungry! We haven't eaten in days! 2: Me too. 3: And I would just love a hot meal. 1: (Looking to ground) Wow! A rabbit! Jump it! (#1 & #2 jump it and catch it; they start to
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Peanuts Characters: Judge, Bailiff, 3 (or more) Scruffy Guys, Peanuts (person) Setting: Courthouse Judge: Order in the court! Order in the court! Bring in the first case! (Bailiff brings in a scruffy guy.) Judge: What's your problem? Scruffy Guy #1: Duh, I like to throw Peanuts against walls!
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Script Cub Shop Cast: 4 Shoppers, Storekeeper, Kid (in underwear or nightgown), full uniform Setting: Store Shopper 1: I'd like to buy the Cub Shirt. Storekeeper: Sure. One moment, please. (You hear the kid struggling with the keeper in the background: "No, you can't have
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Script Keep America Beautiful Contest 6 Cubs or Scouts Setting: Five Cubs sitting in their clubhouse (indicated by appropriate signs) playing a game. Cub 1: (Runs in, very excited) Hey, you guys! Did you hear about the big contest? Cub 2: What contest? What's it about? Cub 1:
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Script Brain Shop Setting: Brain Shop Customer: Hi! I'm bored with myself. I'd like to buy a new brain and have an all new personality. Shopkeeper: (In one of those evil, horror movie voices) Ahh, yes. Well, I can sell you this brain from Billy Crystal
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Script Need: 2 scouts (1 participant is on hands and knees as the "Go Cart"). Driver: Oh, this fool Go Cart is always giving me trouble! Now the front wheel has come off. (Selects member of audience) Would you come over and give me a hand? Thanks. (Selected
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Script Pet Shop Characters: Customer, Shopkeeper Setting: Pet Shop Customer: I'd like to buy a turtle. Shopkeeper: Well, here's one of the only three turtles I have left—they sell real well out here but turtle shipments are few and far between. Customer: Gee, thanks! Just