Seven Old Ladies

Lyrics

Chorus: Oh dear, what can the matter be, seven old ladies stuck in the lavatory they were there from Sunday to Saturday, and nobody knew they were there.

The first to go in was old Mrs. Flynn, she prided herself on being so thin, but when she sat down, she fell right in, and nobody knew she was there.

The next to go in was old Mrs. Humphrey, when she sat down, she got cozy and comfy, but when she stood up she couldn't get her bum free, and nobody knew she was there.

The next to go in was old Mrs. Dickel, who hurdled the door 'cause she hadn't a nickel, she got her foot caught, oh what a pickle, and nobody knew she was there.

The next to go in was old Mrs. Slodder, she was the Duke of Effington's daughter, she went to pass some superfluous water, and nobody knew she was there.

The next to go in was old Mrs. Brewstter, who couldn't see as good as she used to, when she sat down, she swore somebody goosed her, and nobody knew she was there.

The next to go in was old Mrs. Fender who went in to fix a broken suspender, it snapped and injured her feminine gender and nobody knew she was there.

The next to go in was old Mrs. Draper who couldn't find the toilet paper, all she could find was a rusty paint scraper, and nobody knew she was there.

The next to go in was old Mrs. Murry, who had to go in a hell of a hurry, when she got there, there was no need to worry, and nobody knew she was there.

The last to go in was old Mrs. Mason there wasn't a place, so she went in the basin, "the one that I washed my face in," and nobody knew she was there.

中文歌词

Chorus:
哦，天哪，出了什么事，
七位老太太卡在厕所里
她们从周日到周六都在那里，
没人知道她们在那里。

第一个进去的是老弗林太太，
她以自己如此瘦而自豪，
但当她坐下时，她直接掉进去了，
没人知道她在哪儿。

下一个进去的是老汉弗莱太太，
当她坐下时，她觉得舒适惬意，
但当她站起来时，她无法让她的屁股脱身，
而且没人知道她在哪儿。

下一个进去的是老迪克尔太太， 她跳过大门因为她没有一枚镍币， 她的脚卡住了，哦，这是个大麻烦， 没人知道她在哪儿。

下一个进去的是老斯洛德太太，
她是埃芬顿公爵的女儿，
她去排泄多余的水，
没人知道她在哪儿。

下一个进去的是老布鲁斯特太太，
她视力不如从前那么好了，
当她坐下时，她发誓有人捏了她屁股，
而且没人知道她在场。

下一个进去的是老芬德太太，
她进去修一条坏了的吊带，
它突然断了，伤到了她的女性部位，
没人知道她在里面。

下一个进去的是老德雷珀太太
她找不到卫生纸，
她只找到一把生锈的油漆刮刀，
而且没人知道她在里面。

下一个进去的是老默里太太， 她得赶紧进去， 当她到达那里时，不需要担心， 而且没人知道她在。

最后一个进去的是老梅森太太
没有地方了，所以她钻进了盆里，
“我洗脸的那个盆，”
没人知道她在哪儿。

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