Script

Pet Shop

Characters: Customer, Shopkeeper

Setting: Pet Shop

Customer: I'd like to buy a turtle.

Shopkeeper: Well, here's one of the only three turtles I have left—they sell real well out here but turtle shipments are few and far between.

Customer: Gee, thanks! Just the kind I was looking for, too!

(Later, customer comes in with dead turtle and is a little distraught.)

Customer: Look! He's dead already! How old was he?

Shopkeeper: Here, here. Let me see. Hmm. Look, having pets die on customers on the first day they buy them is bad for business, so here's a new one. No charge.

Customer: Thank you! That's so gracious of you.

(Later, customer comes in with dead turtle and is more distraught.)

Customer: Are you sure these turtles are okay? This one died on me too!

Shopkeeper: Let me see. Hmm. Well, here's the last of my three turtles, and though I won't get another shipment for a while, you can have it for free.

Customer: You are the nicest man I know. Thank you so much!

(Later, customer comes in with dead turtle and is hysterical and crying.)

Customer: What are you trying to do to me? This one died too!

Shopkeeper: Let me see this. This is bugging me too. Say. They all have scratches on the shells. Why? What were you doing with them?

Customer: (Sniffing) Well, I was only trying to give my car a turtle wax!

中文剧本

宠物店

角色： 顾客，店主

场景： 宠物店

顾客： 我想买一只乌龟。

店主： 嗯，这是我剩下仅有的三只乌龟之一——它们在这里卖得很好，但乌龟的货运很少，而且间隔很长。

Customer: 哇，谢谢！正好是我要找的那种！

(后来，顾客带着死乌龟进来，有点心烦意乱。)

Customer: 看！他已经死了！他多大了？

店主： 来，来。让我看看。嗯。听着，让宠物在顾客买的第一天就死掉对生意不好，所以这里有一个新的。不收费。

Customer: 谢谢！你真是太客气了。

(后来，顾客带着死乌龟进来，并且更加心烦意乱。)

Customer: 你确定这些乌龟没问题吗？这个也死在我手里了！

Shopkeeper: 让我想想。嗯。好吧，这是我三只乌龟中的最后一只，虽然我一段时间内不会再有新货了，但你可以免费拿走它。

Customer: 你是我认识的最善良的人。非常感谢你！

(稍后，顾客带着一只死乌龟进来，歇斯底里地哭泣着。)

顾客： 你想对我做什么？这个也死了！

Shopkeeper: 让我看看这个。这也让我觉得不对劲。说。它们的外壳上都有划痕。为什么？你对它们做了什么？

顾客： (嗅着) 嗯，我只是想给我的车打上龟蜡！

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