Peanuts

Characters: Judge, Bailiff, 3 (or more) Scruffy Guys, Peanuts (person)

Setting: Courthouse

Judge: Order in the court! Order in the court! Bring in the first case!

(Bailiff brings in a scruffy guy.)

Judge: What's your problem?

Scruffy Guy #1: Duh, I like to throw Peanuts against walls! Hic!

Judge: 30 days psychiatric treatment! Next!

Judge: What's your problem?

Scruffy Guy #2: Duh, I like to throw Peanuts out the window!

Judge: 30 days psychiatric treatment! Next!

(Judge becomes increasingly bored.)

Judge: Oh, not another. What's your problem?

Scruffy Guy #3: Duh, I like to throw Peanuts into a lake!

Judge: 30 days psychiatric treatment! Why do they send me all the loonies? Next!

(Finally, the bailiff brings in the last, really scruffy, bloodied, shirt torn, no shoes, so on.)

Judge: What's your problem? (Sigh...)

Peanuts: I'm Peanuts! (Passes out.)

中文剧本

花生

角色： 法官，法警，3（或更多）邋遢的家伙，花生（人）

设置： 法院

Judge: 法庭肃静！法庭肃静！审理第一个案件！

(法警带进来一个邋遢的家伙。)

法官： 你有什么问题？

邋遢家伙 #1： 呃，我喜欢把花生扔向墙壁！嗝！

法官： 30天精神治疗！下一个！

法官： 你有什么问题？

邋遢家伙 #2: 呃，我喜欢把花生扔出窗外！

法官： 30天精神治疗！下一个！

(法官越来越无聊。)

Judge: 哦，又一个。你有什么问题？

Scruffy Guy #3: 呃，我喜欢把花生扔进湖里！

法官： 30天精神治疗！为什么他们总把这些疯子都送到我这里来？下一个！

(终于，法警带进来最后一个，真的非常邋遢，血迹斑斑，衬衫撕破，没穿鞋，等等。)

法官： 你有什么问题？ (叹气……)

Peanuts: 我是Peanuts！(昏倒。)

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