Script

New Saw

Need: 3 scouts (1 as announcer). Announcer: This scene takes place in a hardware store in a small north woods lumber town. Lumberjack: (Enters) My old crosscut saw is worn out, and I need something that will let me cut more wood, or I'm going to go broke ! Owner: Yes, sir ! For only one hundred bucks you can be the proud owner of this chain saw. I guarantee that it will cut twice as much wood in a day as your own crosscut. Lumberjack: (Handing over money) O.K. great ! (Exits) Announcer: The next day. Lumberjack: (Enters tiredly) There's something wrong with this saw. I worked very hard yesterday, and only cut half as much wood. Owner: Well, sir, I have a lot of faith in this product. Here, I'll put a new chain on it and you give it another try. Lumberjack: O.K., but if it doesn't do any better, I'll be back ! (Exits) Announcer: The next day. Lumberjack: (Enters exhausted) This darned saw is no good. I worked even harder, and still it won't cut half the wood of my old saw ! I want my money back ! Owner: Yes, sir ! Just let me check it out here. (Pulls starter rope Announcer: (Makes sound effects of saw running.) Lumberjack: Oh, my gosh! What on earth is all that noise ?

中文剧本

新锯

需要：3名童子军（1名作为播报员）。 播报员：这个场景发生在北方林区小镇的一家五金店。 伐木工：（进入）我的旧横切锯已经磨损了，我需要一把能让我砍更多木头的锯子，否则我要破产了！ 店主：是的，先生！只需一百美元，您就能成为这把链锯的自豪主人。我保证它一天能砍的木头是您旧横切锯的两倍。 伐木工：（递过钱）好的，太棒了！（退出） 播报员：第二天。 伐木工：（疲惫地进入）这把锯子有问题。昨天我非常努力地工作，却只砍了一半的木头。 店主：嗯，先生，我对这个产品很有信心。这里，我给它换个新链条，您再试试。 伐木工：好的，但如果它还是不行，我就回来！（退出） 播报员：第二天。 伐木工：（精疲力尽地进入）这该死的锯子一点都不好。我工作得更努力了，但它还是砍不到我旧锯子的一半木头！我要退钱！ 店主：是的，先生！让我在这里检查一下。（拉动启动绳 播报员：（模仿锯子运转的声音效果。） 伐木工：哦，天哪！那是什么噪音？

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