If I Were Not a Girl Scout

Lyrics

If I were not a Girl Scout, I wonder what I'd be If I were not a Girl Scout... A bird watcher I'd be Hark a lark, flying through the park, SPLAT!

2) Plumber ...Plunge it, flush it, look out below! 3) Carpenter...Two by four nail it to the floor! 4) Teacher...Sit down, shut up, throw away your gum 5) Flight attendant ...Coffee, tea, here's your little bag, BLEH! 6) Farmer...Here's a cow, there's a cow, and here's another yuck! 7) Doctor...Take a pill; pay my bill! I'm going golfing! 8) Electrician...Positive, negative, buzz zap 9) Politician...Raise the taxes and lower the pay, vote for me on Election Day! 10) Pizza maker...30 minute, fast delivery! 11) Preacher ...Well, well, you never can tell; you might go to heaven, or you might go to... 12) Lifeguard...Save yourself, Man. I'm working on my tan! 13) Lawyer...my client wasn't there 14) Engineer...Push the button, push the button, kick the darn machine. 15) Ranger...Get eaten by a bear, see if I care. 16) Leader...Do this, do that, I'm gonna take a nap.

中文歌词

如果我不是女童子军，我不知道我会是什么
如果我不是女童子军...
我会成为一个观鸟者
听啊，一只云雀，在公园里飞翔，啪的一声！

2) 水管工 ...捅它，冲它，小心下面！ 3) 木匠...二乘四钉到地板上！ 4) 老师...坐下，闭嘴，扔掉你的口香糖 5) 空乘 ...咖啡，茶，这是你的小袋子，呕！ 6) 农民...这里一头牛，那里一头牛，还有另一头恶心！ 7) 医生...吃药；付我的账单！我要去打高尔夫！ 8) 电工...正极，负极，嗡嗡 zap 9) 政客...提高税收降低薪水，在选举日投我一票！ 10) 披萨师...30分钟，快速送达！ 11) 牧师 ...嗯，嗯，你永远不知道；你可能上天堂，或者你可能去... 12) 救生员...自己救自己，伙计。我在晒黑！ 13) 律师...我的客户不在那里 14) 工程师...按按钮，按按钮，踢该死的机器。 15) 护林员...被熊吃掉，看我会不会在意。 16) 领导...做这个，做那个，我要小睡一会儿。

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